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Fatal Frames (1996)

26/6/2017

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Fucking hell. This is a film which is nigh-on impossible to adequately describe through words alone. I'll do my best though.

Alex, a long-haired music video director, whose wife was one of the victims of a New York serial killer known as the Videotape Killer, accepts a job in Europe to distract himself from his grief (he maintains an unwashed section of carpet in his apartment to preserve his wife's blood stains). Once he arrives in Rome, he hangs out with other long-haired  men, and sets about pursuing the local female talent with relish, the distance apparently having a curative effect on the grief. He witnesses two women being murdered at night in an absurdly-empty Rome, although the police can find no physical evidence of the murders. They do, however, receive video tapes depicting the dead women. Is Alex, who was suspected of being the Videotape Killer, up to his old tricks again, or is someone from the past trying to frame him? Fatally?

The film is absurdly long (over 2 hours), and lit from start to finish as if it were a mid-90s music video. The acting is uniformly pretty awful, although you'll have fun watching several big-name genre stars slumming it. The plot, which we'll come back to momentarily, clearly thinks itself ingenious, and worthy of the extended running time, but it's actually pretty damn ridiculous. And then there's Stefania Stella.

​The film's 'star' was also its producer, under her real name of Stefania di Giandomenico. Her then-husband, Al Festa was the director. As should be apparent to anyone who's seen the film, Al was primarily a director of music videos. I'm not sure if he had long hair and possessed a penchant for running through Rome at night wearing jeans, but, either way, the film is clearly one of those bizarre passion projects made by deranged people (think a less bizarre and deranged version of The Room) which hold deep meaning to them but just baffle everyone else. Stefania Stella, who seems to be playing herself, is, quite simply, a poor actress. She's not helped by having to act in English (although she seems far more comfortable with the language in the film's commentary than she does in the film itself), nor by having to emote and speak using a face that's frozen in place by terrible plastic surgery. She's also not helped by a massive talent deficit.

Al clearly liked her, though, and she's often framed in lovingly (/cruelly) tight close-up, speaking almost directly into the camera, lit to within an inch of her life. The film also occasionally grinds to a halt for sequences of her being photographed while frolicking in water, throwing what she presumably thought were sultry looks at the camera. She certainly threw herself into the role with gusto, but it's impossible not to compare her to that rich Florence woman who sang really badly and was played by Meryl Streep in that film. If such a film is ever made about Stefania Stella, she should once again play herself.

The plot, which, as I said, considers itself to be incredibly clever and innovative, is actually full of holes and pushes credulity past breaking point. It's been done before, both in gialli and slasher films (I'll refrain from naming spoilery names), and the amount of money required to carry off the convoluted plan at the centre of the plot would be preposterously large (although this may have been a blind spot for the filmmakers, who essentially spent a preposterous amount of money on their own zany scheme).

There are very few suspects offered up by the film, with the characters mostly suspecting Alex of being the Videotape Killer, and the film apparently trying to make the audience suspect Stella. A couple of fringe characters could also be considered suspects, but the film seems to consider the end reveal to be so strong that no real effort has been put into developing red herrings. 

Don't let all of this put you off, though. I've never been a proponent of 'so-bad-it's-good' accolades, preferring to approach films with an open mind, and trying to pick through whatever rubble appears on screen to get an idea of the beauteous palace conceived of by the director, the construction of which was denied him by budgetary, time or talent constraints. Fatal Frames may be so-bad-it's-good, but as far as I'm concerned it's bad-but-entertaining, even with the extended running time. The exit scene of Donald Pleasance, who died during filming, gives an idea of what to expect. David Warbeck (another genre veteran, who seems to realise how shit the film is, but is nonetheless determined to provide value for money) takes a call from Pleasance, with a still image of the latter's face fading over the right side of the frame. The bizarre quasi-Pleasance voice with which the actor was dubbed informs Warbeck that he has to return to America for Halloween, as an old case has opened up. We then see an obvious body double, face obscured by creative framing and lighting, hang up a payphone and shuffle away from the camera, as an approximation of the Halloween theme (presumably altered enough to keep the producers safe from litigation) plays. 

Imagine two hours of that shit. Or, better still, just watch Fatal Frames. You won't regret it. Probably.

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The Cold Blooded Beast (1971)

21/6/2017

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For  something which was allegedly made to cash in on the popularity of the Argento gialli, this title displays a shocking lack of appreciation for what made those films tick. And I mean 'title' in both senses; the film itself bears little resemblance to Argento's thrillers, and the name of the film, which was changed to capitalise on the success of the animal trilogy, contains none of the mystery or ambiguity of the Bird, Fly and Cat titles. And neither does the film itself.

The film is set in a 'hotel' for mentally-ill women, who while away the days playing a form of croquet which could only be played by actors who have never seen or played actual croquet before. Into this setting comes a hooded maniac, who  stalks the corridors at night offing various patients and staff members. These staff members include a predatory (and highly unprofessional) lesbian nurse, a gardener who likes to turn up and act suspicious after a murder's been committed, and Klaus Kinski. And, most bizarrely of all, a head doctor who thinks nothing of maintaining a full arsenal of easily accessible medieval weapons , including an iron maiden. 

There is a murder mystery aspect to proceedings, but the detective work is largely left to the viewer. Apart from a brief opening sequence, where the killer lines up a potential victim only to abort when two staff members pass through the corridor wheeling a trolley, the film takes place over a single day and night. This structure, with the murders all occurring within a condensed timeframe, which enables the killer to operate with impunity, given that no-one is aware of the mounting death toll, anticipates that of many slasher films.

The killer himself (and it's made very clear that it's a 'he') is straight out of a krimi, stalking the halls of the hotel/hospital (which is clearly just a large house) dressed all in black, and sporting a face-covering hood. Fernando di Leo was a director who could turn out brilliant films despite a lack of technical skill. This is not a brilliant film, and the technical deficiencies are on full display in these scenes, which place the killer on full display for the audience. Seeing a ridiculously-garbed figure stalk through absurdly well-lit hallways carrying medieval weapons doesn't really generate any tension or suspense. Di Leo's warts-n-all presentation of the killer contrasts sharply with Argento's preference for close-ups which fetishised the killers hands, eyes and weapons. If you're going to repeatedly show your killer in medium shot, at least imbue him with some of the raw, kinetic energy which spills from the killer in Blood and Black Lace, threatening to overwhelm its victims. (Another example of a killer losing agency from full-body shots can be found in the Scream series, where Ghostface seems more comical than threatening when seen in more than fleeting glimpses.)

The corridor-stalking scenes eventually come to act as a counterpoint for the succession of softcore scenes (with occasional semi-hardcore insert shots) which comprise the bulk of the running time. The film thus also resembles a 70s porn film, minus some of the explicitness, with a succession of skin scenes linked by the flimsiest of plots.

When the ongoing series of murders is finally uncovered, things do belatedly get moving. However, the stupidity displayed by every single character in the denouement is absolutely breathtaking. To give but a few examples-the killer, who, remember, had completely abandoned an attempt to kill someone the previous night due to two people walking down a corridor, tries again to kill this person, despite the recent arrival of an entire police squad at the hotel. Before anyone brings up the killer's (extremely flimsy) motive to justify his need to take immediate action, he could have fled the scene and brought that motive beyond the walls of the hospital, still ultimately achieving his stated aim.

In an even bigger display of stupidity, the police decide to use a character (who gives her stupid permission) as bait to lure the killer into their clutches, which does semi-work. The only problem is that they leave an entire room of nurses completely unprotected. Sure, the killer is more likely to go for the bait-she's wandering freely about the halls of the hotel, and is played by one of the lead actresses, but wouldn't you leave at least one man to guard the other residents? And if, as indeed happens, the killer does take an unsuccessful crack at the bait but then manages to evade the clutches of the entire police squad, you'll be damn sorry that you left all those maceable women alone.
The film is semi-charming, because of its many, many deficiencies. You also get the same bizarre juxtaposition of 70s fashions set against an old-school castle backdrop that the Miraglia films would shortly offer, albeit without any of the quality. As a final nail in The Cold Blooded Beast's coffin, it seems towards the end to be genuinely trying to make the audience suspect that Klaus Kinski is the killer. Anyone who buys this and suspects Kinski-a man who might as well walk about slapping his thigh with  a red herring whenever he appears in a giallo or krimi-is, I'm afraid to say, a bit stupid. If you consider yourself to be a bit stupid, this may be the film for you.
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