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Human Beasts (1980)

21/5/2018

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Most Paul Naschy experts will tel you that the man was responsible for three gialli; namely, A Dragonfly for Each Corpse, Seven Murders for Scotland Yard and Blue Eyes of the Broken Doll (unless you're Troy Howarth on the commentary for Dragonfly, in which case you seem to forget about Seven Murders). I'm not here to quibble with these mysterious experts, but this curious effort does probably just about warrant consideration as a giallo. Then again, it's also part horror, part action, part comedy, part what-the-actual-fuck.

After being hired by a mysterious Japanese terrorist/freedom fighter organisation to steal some diamonds to fund their activities, mercenary Bruno has a change of heart, and takes the stones for himself. The only problem is that he's impregnated Mieko, the woman who hired him, who's also the sister of the group's leader. Not taking too kindly to Bruno's betrayal, the allegedly-pacifist Asians cobble together a ragtag band of other mercenaries, who are easily dispatched by Bruno when they track him down. Mieko comes closest to achieving her stated aim of killing him; she sprays him with bullets but he manages to get away, burying the diamonds on a hilltop before passing out. He comes to in a large country house, where the plot of Blue Eyes of the Broken Doll is reenacted, albeit with a slight twist ending...

It really is remarkable just how closely this film comes to resemble Blue Eyes (after a completely crazy opening, which plays as if you've crash-landed halfway through a film-in-progress). I always find it slightly reductive to list things that various films have in common, even if such methodology forms the basis for a large percentage of academic film studies writing, but the similarities here do bear repeating:

-Paul Naschy, on the lam, takes refuge in a large country house, where two sisters somehow find him irresistible
(SPOILER)-A third sister is confined to the house, and saddled with an apparent disability (END SPOILERS)
-Frequent allusions are made to the animalistic nature of humans (c.f. the title of this film), and pigs are slaughtered
-Naschy comes clean about his sordid past, which seems to act as an aphrodisiac to the sexy sisters
-A black gloved killer comes along late in the game, and starts offing peripheral characters
-After turning over a new leaf (/deciding that shagging sexy film stars is preferable to a life of crime), Naschy's past catches up with him, with tragic consequences

The giallo aspect burns brightly here for part of the running time, but come the finale it very much takes a back seat, to the point where it's not even made fully clear who the black gloved killer actually was. Not that it really matters, given the direction in which the film ultimately veers. Naschy was clearly a fan of the filone, with the black gloves present and correct, and extreme CU shots of eyeballs appearing at regular intervals (and the eagle-eyed among you, or the human-eyeds who pay attention, may see some clues as to the killer's likely identity by closely observing these images).

The gore is fairly tame, apart from one extraordinary sequence involving some hungry pigs which may have inspired a similar scene in Ridley Scott's adaptation of Hannibal. It forms part of Naschy's seemingly ongoing thesis which seeks to prove that humanity and animals have more in common that we'd like to think. The scene, with the pigs noisily and messily devouring a dead body, initially appals, but, given the repeated references to human beings consuming meat which season the film, it's clear that Naschy is seeking to hold a mirror to us. While also including some commercially-friendly gore, of course.
So, in most ways this film isn't really a proper giallo, although there is a mystery of sorts (albeit one of which you may not  be aware of its existence until the Big Twist). You'll also find such filone staples as fascination-bordering-on-racism with exoticism, and sex and nudity. There are no real red herrings, but a case could be made for the entire plot strand featuring Mieko hunting Bruno to be a key component in a near film-long attempt at misdirection. This misdirection doesn't entirely work, as the proverbial pudding that is the central mystery is slightly over-egged through repetition of certain themes and lines of dialogue (although, as stated, it could also easily pass you by). Still, even if you guess the Big Twist before it happens, you should have a good time with this crazy little flick.
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The Murder Clinic (1966)

17/5/2018

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One of the films which was made in the period following Blood and Black Lace in which the giallo had yet to fully establish its parameters, The Murder Clinic is often referred to as a gothic horror. While it does take place in an old, crumbling mansion (which'll be familiar to anyone who's seen Blood for Dracula or Slaughter Hotel), it's definitely more gial than goth.

After dumb (mute) Janey acts in an extremely dumb (stupid) way upon finding an intruder in her sanitorium bedroom (she runs away from the heavily-populated house to the dark and isolated woods), she's brutally slashed to death by a hood-wearing maniac. The killing is covered up by the sanitarium's owner, shifty Dr Vance, and his ratchety head nurse, Sheena. Together they convince newly-arrived nurse Mary that Janey's family arrived at dawn to take her away. Dr Vance then takes a trip to the hills to dispose of the body, where he's witnessed by Gisele, an unscrupulous woman who we've just seen club her husband to death (to be fair, he seemed to have aspersions towards doing the same to her). Gisele stages a 'chance' meeting with Dr Vance, and he takes her back to his sanitarium where she immediately sets about amassing enough info for a spot of blackmail. Meanwhile, Vance's horrifically-scarred sister-in-law, Laura. stalks about in the upstairs attic, his wife grows ever-more distant, the patients roam about the corridors at night (Vance apparently not being a big believed in locks), and the hooded killer gets ready to strike again. And again and again.

Well, maybe not again and again. This is one of those films with an early box-ticking murder which then settles down for a long period of watching people watch other people act shiftily. It's definitely one of the better examples of such a film though, and things don't really drag until the final couple of reels (which, admittedly, is a pretty fatal flaw; that's when things should be amping up). The vast majority of the film takes place in and around Dr Vance's sanitarium, which gets nice and dark at night, lending an easy gothic touch to proceedings. Occasionally too dark, in fact, for us to see what's going on (possibly a fault of Film Art's Blu ray, but I don't think so).  There's some decent storm action early on, and the 19th century setting allows for a lot of candles, and adds to the general sense of isolation, and imprisonment, of the inmates and residents of the sanitarium. To cap it all off, you have the classic trope of the mad woman in the attic (as with all the residents and inmates, apparently free to roam as she pleases at night), so those of you who love your gothics will find much to enjoy here.

Laura, the aforementioned mad woman, has a long line of antecedents, among them the likes of Jane Eyre's Bertha, but also has more contemporary connections, most obviously the tragically deformed characters at the heart of Eyes Without a Face and The Awful Dr Orloff.  The attempts of Vance to perfect skin graft techniques through experiments on animals doesn't exactly chime with the period setting, though (saying that, rudimentary grafting procedures did indeed take place in the nineteenth century). Still-isn't Vance a head doctor (and THE head doctor of the sanitarium; ithankyou)? What's he doing pissing about sticking skin onto guinea pigs??

Another slightly anachronistic element is the building site on which Laura has her tragic accident (she transforms into a shapeless bundle of rags and falls into a lime pit). I might just be being unwittingly dismissive of the building techniques of the nineteenth century, but the whole thing seemed way too modern a set-up. Anyway, the flashback itself is great fun, being one of those impossibly jaunty montages where everyone seems constantly on the point of bursting into hysterical laughter, such fun are they having. But, of course, such sequences are always a prelude to a fall,  at least in these sort of films, so if you ever find yourself in one, try and internalise some of your happiness.

There's a definite krimi vibe here at times too, not least in the slightly out-there hooded robe costume sported by the killer. A costume which, coincidentally, is  exactly the same as that worn by another character at regular intervals. This is classic giallo territory-the creation of a red herring through costuming (see Torso's neckerchief and any numbers of characters who break out a pair of shiny black gloves halfway through a film). It's a nice way to cast suspicion on someone without needing them to act suspiciously per se (although here, Laura-who wears an identical cape to the killer-attracts attention for everything she does, being the madwoman in the attic). God knows there's enough characters acting suspiciously here, half of them, admittedly, being sanitarium inmates who take full advantage of Vance's open door policy.

To close, I'll briefly dissect the final couple of scenes of the film, with attendant spoilers, so stop reading NOW if you haven't-Vance's wife is the killer-seen the film. I warned you! The scene in which Lizabeth-AKA Mrs Vance-admits her guilt before expiring (having also fallen prey to the turning-into-rags-and-falling-from-a-height congenital defect which claimed her sister) sees her admit criminal responsibility for her actions, but lays the moral blame squarely at her husband's (unlocked) door. She done the murders, but only because she was jealous of her sister "and all the others." Given that we've seen Vance proclaiming his love for newbie nurse Mary mere moments before, we can kinda see where she's coming from. He's left kneeling over her corpse, the judgey gazes of his colleagues raining down on him from above, and the sense is that he'll be left bearing his guilt for the rest of his life. The period setting aids the film here, as his philandering ways would have been seen as extra-naughty back in the day.

But then, just as you're applauding a fairly middle-of-the-road film for such a deliciously dark ending, it goes and throws in some classic 'ride off into the sunset' Hollywood nonsense. Vance, passing Mary as he leaves the sanitarium for the last time (what about your patients and guinea pigs, doctor?) stops his carriage and leaps out, in an obscenely romantic gesture. It proves enough to win Mary over, and she gladly signs on to take over the role of future-scorned Mrs Vance. It's a pity that the filmmakers felt the need to ruin the searing effect of the previous scene with such saccharine nonsense. 
However, there may be an exonerating explanation, for co-director Lionello De Felice at least. According to co-writer Ernesto Gastaldi (whose involvement here came before he hit on money as his main plot-driver), De Felice left shortly before filming ended, to be replaced by producer Elio Scardamaglia, who is widely credited with the film's direction. The ride-into-the-sunset does smack of being a tacked-on producer's imposition, which may well have been the case. Either way, it's a shame to finish on such a limp note, in much the same way that I myself am doing here.
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